Wut that has to do with anything there saying??!! *cough and wheeze*

Skibidi chomp

lying piece of shit liar lies

I feel like you’re trying to imply something here…

Okay, so for what reason do you think we should let people die??

/s

This is MY creative moment!

I was confused after I read the music because I’ve forgotten how to read music and my pitch is shit

sudo rm -f ~/myhead/thisfuckingjoke.txt

But also, bravo

Texodus! That’s my word, I invented it! Everything fucking sucks here, but I’ll die knowing I said “Texodus” on the internet.

No one told me there’d be wontons!

What were you saying about stupidity?

Don’t let other people’s experiences define your humanity. Being human is just part of the human experience. The fact that you felt compelled to ask this question shows a very human sense of curiosity. The way you phrased your question was polite and your explanation for your curiosity was revealing and impassioned. Most of all, the fact that you feel less human than other humans is the most human symptom of all. Humans are amazing at feeling less valuable than their peers based on incredibly specific factors. That’s what makes social media so successful!

Unless you identify as something or someone non-human in which case, I’m sorry to tell you that you’re likely going to spend the rest of your life being misidentified as a human and that’s because humans like to imagine that other things experience the world in human ways and humans like to seek humanity in everything. We’re a weird species, yo.

As a Jew, I’m becoming desensitized to the word “antisemitic.” Even my Israeli cousins overuse the word and can’t explain to me how this kind of shit is antisemitism beyond “Hamas wants to kill us.”