Texodus! That’s my word, I invented it! Everything fucking sucks here, but I’ll die knowing I said “Texodus” on the internet.
Texit
We’re saving that one for when Cruz decides to start spouting secessionist bullshit again.
Texas and California both can and be their own blue and red countries.
This is MY creative moment!
Is that Elon Musk?
Thus, thefartographer@lemm.ee was forever enshrined in the history of the internet, draped in the glory of their contribution to the zeitgeist. Yea and verily.
This sucks.
However, I am struggling with the fact this doctor looks like the love child of Noam Chomsky and Henry Winkler
I don’t know how to respond to this because I’m laughing too much
but yes it does suck
lol
There’s a little Larry David in there as well
This was a long read but really worth it. Thanks Philip!
Health insurance is going to cost more
Why? Women dying is cheap, that’s Texas logic right there.
It always was. Someone elected an Obamacare-hater, so the plebes will now pay more.
