• starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    It’ll be really funny seeing people die from listeria after drinking listeria milk on purpose

    Putting the CEO of a space ship company in charge of the government’s space ship funding makes about as much sense as letting Congress vote on giving themselves raises

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      1 day ago

      You’ve already received a joke answer, so yes, breast reduction surgery for guys is a thing. And sometimes the doctor can convince some insurance companies to cover it. But ymmv, because USA.

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        22 hours ago

        What if I have access to TJ doctors? Any downsides? Scars or whatnot?

        Just asking for a friend. Don’t tell him I asked

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          8 hours ago

          I used to work on a plastic surgery clinic and we did mastectomy/breast reduction (removal of all or some breast tissue) a decent amount for cis men, cis women, and trans men. I even did the insurance paperwork for all of the non-cosmetic procedures.

          Different insurance companies have different criteria for breast reduction and/or mastectomy. You can call your insurance company and ask them to send you the “Medical Necessity Criteria” for mastectomy or breast reduction for an adult male. You can also schedule a consultation with a plastic surgeon and they can run it through your insurance after doing an exam and taking measurements and whatnot.

          The procedure itself is pretty straightforward, it’s usually an outpatient surgery and you go home the same day. There will be a small, linear scar, usually a long the underside of the breast, but they sew it under the skin, so the scar is very minimal when it heals. Depending on how much tissue they have to remove, you might have to have drains in there with tubes that come out through the skin for a couple of weeks to make sure you don’t end up with a fluid collection, and you’ll most likely need to wear a binder of some kind for 2-4 weeks to also help prevent fluid accumulation. Your individual situation might vary, so make sure to write down all of your questions to bring to your consultation appointment to go over with the surgeon.

          Pro tip for in-demand medical specialties: the easiest time to schedule an appointment with them is usually January and February because everyone’s deductible reset on the new year and people don’t want to pay the out of pocket costs if they can avoid it.

        • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          20 hours ago

          Honestly I don’t know more than I already said. But at least now you know to start asking those questions to some doctors. Since you wouldn’t be left with any breast undercurve to hide a scar, I should think you’d want a good plastic surgeon who’s done men.

  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    everyone should save their grocery store receipts and compare them to similar purchases a few months from now

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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    1 day ago

    I heard his AG has plans to send in the military to take away your guns! For your safety!

    Heard about something about how his AG pick potentially making it so at least people must register their guns. No idea how true or if it’s gonna happen, but I imagine that alone would be enough to make a lot of his voters super angry.

  • saltesc@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Trump is going back to being a Democrat. I feel like I’ve been lied to, but you obviously saw it coming and was one step ahead of me all along. Well played.

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    “Cant wait for Social Security to be abolished, these useless old people should just die and not waste our resources.”

    elderly relatives sitting nearby

    (/s Lol, luckily I don’t know anyone that voted trump, I mean I don’t know what distant relatives voted for, but they’re in another state so I don’t care 🤷‍♂️)

  • NeoToasty@kbin.melroy.org
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    I can’t wait for them to have the same kind of behavior that GOP voters did when they re-elected George Bush back in 2004.

    “He whuh” “Huh whuh” I voted for Trump whuh" As their head spins to see that he’ll do nothing for them when they believed that he would.

    • stoy@lemmy.zip
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      1 day ago

      I have a prediction to make.

      I don’t believe Trump will pardon most convicted Jan6ers.

      He might pardon one or two here and there, but the bulk will stay locked up.

      The reason is twofold:

      1. Most of the Jan6ers have nothing to bargain with, Trump won’t waste his time pardoning people who he can’t use…
      2. These are dangerous people, they have shown that they are willing to attack the government, and that is not what
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          10 hours ago

          Most of them will be out before the end of his second term because our justice system is a mockery of itself and the punishment for attacking the seat of government with intent to harm or kill the congresspeople inside is essentially a slap on the wrist. A few years in prison was the typical sentence. Some got only a few months and are already out, others are in there for up to 15 years.

          Genuinely he won’t have to pardon more than a handful of them anyway if he just waits until he’s leaving office for (hopefully) the last time and then he can say he made good on that promise. But make no mistake, he does not care if those dedicated and loyal followers who flew to D.C. on his command and committed treason in his name rot in prison for the rest of their lives. We could only be so lucky.

    • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Thing is a lot of those memories died when COVID hit the GOP constituency the hardest.

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    1 day ago

    “How do you deal with the fact that Trump will die of old age soon and you basically voted for J.D. Vance instead?”

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      22 hours ago

      There seems to be a pretty strong correlation between the age someones parents die and the age they’re likely to die.

      Trump’s dad lived until 93 and his mom live until 88. He might be here for a bit.

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        8 hours ago

        They didn’t have the lifestyle problems he does though. His diet, lack of exercise, and possibility of long-term damage from COVID put him at a much higher risk of dying younger.

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      23 hours ago

      That’s literally why my several members of my family voted for Trump. They really don’t like Trump (they voted for Nikki Haley in the primaries), but they really like Vance and hope he’ll take over at some point.

      I was blown away, because I was under the impression that Vance was fairly universally disliked. I immediately responded with some equivalent of “clearly we watch very different news.”

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        8 hours ago

        Wait, it’s physically possible to like Vance? I was sure the dislike is on a genetic level like uncanny valley.

      • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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        21 hours ago

        Here’s a fact, there are an overwhelming number of north Koreans that support kim jong un despite it being insane. There is no saving these people. There is no walking them back. We either submit to their cause or they will drop the nukes themselves. The sooner we come to terms with it the sooner we know what must be done.