I should foster kittens

You don’t say.

Don’t forget all the people who voted for Biden in 2020 and didn’t fucking vote in 2024

“Why do you have a knife??? Who are you going to stab???”

I’ve gotten this one too. I’ve had a knife on me almost every day for the last 15 years or so and I’ve managed not to stab anyone except maybe myself a little bit.

Tool use is what sets us humans apart from most animals, so can you at least try and not embarrass your species?

I’m stealing this.