Let’s face it: People aren’t gonna take something named ‘Floorp’ seriously.

If you do, especially to the point you’re downvoting this, maybe it’s time to ask yourselves why people are not taking you seriously.

That’s a fancy way to overcharge scotch tape.

Hopefully they’re making SLC. Getting sick of all that lower quality NAND.

I murdered a cow for its nice marbled brisket.

Just kidding, it was prime rib. Dry-aged and cooked rare.

Find a Spanish course, I guess…

Nah, the republican is gonna win again because the democratic party is beyond repair.

This looks to be the work of Alan Wagner, an absurdist/surrealist artist. I’ve never seen this exact piece before, but this is his style.