My HOA. Contrary to most experiences shared online, mine doesn’t do shit, and no amount of bitching seems to be enough to motivate them. Sure would be nice to have well-maintained common areas someday.

Teacher: Oh wow I’m so impressed society is finally trying to reclaim that name after such a dark past.

Parents: No no, we’re actually fans of the dark past.

this is like one of those dreams where you’re looking for a bathroom but they’re all weird and you can’t seem to find a normal one

other people have that dream, right?

Finally, a place where us wet blankets can feel safe about our sexual orientation.

And if you’ve never watched Ancient Aliens, this is what it’s like.