The guy that masterbates in the alley outside the AMC Fashion Valley 18 is legitimately less offputing than Elon Musk. No, I am not kidding. I’d rather encounter him than Elon.

Who else would you all rather encounter than Elon Musk? Share!

That’s fine, but nobody knows that on the road. We are going to assume you’re an asshole. Life isn’t fair, Elon will tell you that.

The folks with brains voted blue. The dumbasses voted for Trump.

I strongly dislike democrats, for the record. I’m independent, and I really think democrats are shit. But I voted for Kamala.

Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux, does not believe in cryptocurrencies, calling them a vehicle for scams and a Ponzi scheme.

To be fair, that’s because Crypto is a vehicle for scams, and a Ponzi scheme.