Looks like a cat on a cat

I’m just imagining this as a Dr Weird intro.

Dr: GENTALMEN…BEHOLD!!! A CAT!!!

Cat: Meow.

Steve: Oh…that’s neat. Uhhhh, what’re ya gonna do with her?

Dr: WHY I’M GONNA PET HER AND LOVE HER, STEVE!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!

Steve: Aw! That sounds really nice!

cat jumps onto Steves face and claws the skin off

Dr: AW, IT’S NOT NICE AT ALL!!! IS IT, STEVE??? MWA HA HA HA HA!!!

Steve: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

My name is…

A cat? I see two cats.
I hope you petted them properly and gave them treats as apology for this transgression.