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    19 hours ago

    Pro tip: If you have to sue someone named “Fair Democracy”, make sure your company’s name is like, a billion paragraphs long so by the time people make it to “- against -” they’re too exhausted to keep reading

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      Lawyers who have nothing to do but make your life a living hell if you sue us, LLC

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        18 hours ago

        The law offices of Goldfarb, Goldfarb, Evans, McAllister, Michaels, Fong, Stanley, Dewey, Cheatum, Livingston, Caldwell, Cochrane, Loblaw, Goldfarb, Walters-Metzengerstein, Downey jr., Bridges, Mandelbrot, The Boot About to Lodge Itself So Far Up Your Ass You’ll Need a Dentist to Get It Out & Howe c/o the Office of the Attorneys General of the Commonwealths of Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania & Virginia d/b/a Our Entire Legal Staff is Going to Cook and Eat You Figuratively and Then Literally, You’re Fucking Dead Kiddo, LLC., Plaintiffs,

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        The Starving Orphans Defense Fund, Defendant.