iii@mander.xyz to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agoWhat's your purpose of life?message-squaremessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareWhat's your purpose of life?iii@mander.xyz to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-squarenicomachus@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 hours agoMy purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.
minus-squareiii@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 hours agoWhy would you wish that upon them?
minus-squarenicomachus@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 hours agoThere’s nothing better then a good poop.
minus-squareiii@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-222 hours agoIt’s a solved problem: metamucil. Every poop good, good poop is no longer special.
My purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.
Why would you wish that upon them?
There’s nothing better then a good poop.
It’s a solved problem: metamucil.
Every poop good, good poop is no longer special.
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