Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squareludrol@bookwormstory.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 months ago1 flux capacitor 2 positrons 1 hug 1 thingamajig 3 liters of blinker fluid one simple manual excavator 1 mol of oxygen 1 µg of unobtanium 1 grimoir for casting spells 1 ring to rule them all 50 melons for grade school math problem
minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months ago 50 melons for grade school math problem Actually I think I’m gonna start with: “(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”
1 flux capacitor
2 positrons
1 hug
1 thingamajig
3 liters of blinker fluid
one simple manual excavator
1 mol of oxygen
1 µg of unobtanium
1 grimoir for casting spells
1 ring to rule them all
50 melons for grade school math problem
Actually I think I’m gonna start with:
“(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”