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Breaking News! Jeff Bezos has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of America!

Breaking News! Bill Gates has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of America!

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Breaking News! Rupert Murdoch has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of Australia!

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