OK assuming it wasn’t with this group of assholes, if you could add yourself as secretary of something, what would it be?

I’d be secretary of proper fantasy and fictious IP respect.

Proper fucking labeling when a story moves from one media to another.

TV shows like Wheel of Time can only say they are loosely based on the WoT books. I’m not saying every adaptation has to stay as true to its origin as the Sin City movie, but come one with some of these

Learning to cook prostitutes, tell you when I’m done?

Nah I’ve been able to hold a shot for awhile now and I’m not 50 yet.

And then poors the drink while holding the spread nut sack? Fucking talented fellow. A real catch.

Just read a sci fi short story about earth having triggered a bunch of disasters in order to rrid itself of humanity before we kill the planet. Fault lines shifting to cause tsunamis, the Yellowstone caldera blowing, bacteria mutations killing plant life.

By the end of it I was like huh, guess this is also fantasy.