This sounds like the tagline for a romcom version of robin hood made in 1998

My first date with my girlfriend was at a Wendy’s and we took the bus to get there. That was 2005. We got married in 2009 and just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary. It doesn’t matter where you go or how much you spend, it just matters who you’re there with.

Fellas is it gay liberal to eat chickpeas