You’re thinking of a beach.

No, mid-ocean means middle, and doesn’t mean amid.

It would be hard to paint water in all its complexity before photography. This is impressive. Must have absorbed a great sense of how the little sub-waves form on the bigger waves.

Well, I guess it’s time to choose between

• The childish notion that everyone you disagree with is a fascist
• Your relationship with your son

I really, really hope you’ve got the guts to admit you’ve been juicing on hyperbole.

I assume your decanter is transparent?

Lots of people assume Jim Beam whiskey got its name from some fellow names James Beam. But actually it’s a reference to its dual nature: the beverage can exist as both a liquid and an electromagnetic wave.

This is why Jim Beam is so cheap. They want to get it off the shelves before it disappears via Hawking radiation.

Your whiskey didn’t actually disappear. It changed.

These guys are wrong. It was a black lives matter official.

Once I had a brief interaction with some BLM officials while I was tripping balls. They were only concerned about my safety though, and didn’t care that I was on drugs.

I pay $20 for ChatGPT and it’s money well-spent