The source of women’s empowerment isn’t men pretending that women are strong. It’s women who changed.

For me at least it was easy to look at the icon, but it’s hard to remember which protocols everyone is using. I can pay the search cost or I can just default to SMS.

I wish there was a compatible fork that worked the old way.

Every time I need to buy something at work, they ask me to research three options.

I already did the research. I can tell which option is the best one already. So the two alternatives are always more expensive, and I tell them that “the cheap one” will work well enough.

Once I worked with an engineer like this. His eyes were so bad that he was ineligible for laser eye surgery. When he took them off to fix something you could practically hear a “zoom-in” sound effect.

Nobody believes that you don’t understand

Hey now, pledging allegiance to an inanimate object makes way more sense.