Make sure the turkey is fully frozen before you put it in.

Actually yes. Yes it does.

The poor are poor cuz they don’t work hard.

Can’t budget to help the homeless cuz some of them might trade food stamps for drugs.

If you didn’t want that baby you should have kept your lega closed.

Blaming the victim is as American as genociding the indigenous. Happens all day every day. Because this is the bad place.