My daughter is the only one laughing at her “jokes.”

Oh FBI…

Can we get a evolutionary scientist in here?

I understand sabre-teeth have come up a few times in the record. Are walrus sabre-toothed for real?

I sit corrected.

You can’t pardon yourself if you haven’t been charged or if the case was dropped 😉😉

Hot damn! You out-dadded me!

…to do my best, to do my duty to God and my country, to be square, and to obey the law of the pack.

Detecting that would require a skill set.

Why does this need to be a thing? I know it is, but people, seriously. Get on with life.