It started recently on YouTube revanced. The only reason I’m still on YouTube at all is my 1500+ song playlist I’ve been curating for, i dunno, 14 years? Revanced and ublock kept me from hearing or seeing an ad for years, but this is really motivating me to just say fuck it and move on.

If your Doxie is anything like mine, those tissues had best be coming from the waste basket in the bathroom. Anything else is just empty calories.

If you don’t understand the difference between a boss and a tradesman that you called, then I’m out. Either you’re too dense to understand, which would make explaining a waste of time, OR you’re just sealioning, as i suspect, which would make explaining a waste of time.

there’s a very good chance the judge and sheriff were both wildly corrupt

About the same chance as the sun coming up tomorrow, I’d wager.

And you call a different plumber.

Sorry Simon, but the princess is in another castle.

Of course she fell down the stairs, the windowsills were all getting painted that day! Do want to not pay a painter for another days work…?!

I’m about to commit blasphemy:

Y’all can keep the Castlevania. I’ll take the rest.

This and the “Are you still listening” pause EVERY OTHER SONG on my playlist is just so helpful. Helpful, that is, if the intent is to give me a fucking aneurysm.

It has beautiful alcoves, i hear.

Joe Biden is literally the Grandpa in the joke “Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. Everyone else on the bus he was driving died screaming.” Grandpa needs to just shut the fuck up and go away already.

You’re calling out vendors at farmers markets as “finance bros” while simultaneously on a tangent defending Jeff fucking Bezos?! What color is the sky in your world…?