cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834
I’m a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship
As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:
Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.
Eh you got close to Reno, close enough.
Known for its motto, “The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don’t just stop for gas on your way to/from Vegas.”
The cities along California’s coast aren’t barely habitable because of the heat; they’re barely habitable because of pollution.
Signed, A Californian.
Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.
And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.
Mississippi and Alabama would fight you if they knew how to read.
The only seasons in California are sun and fire.
Yes, but it doesn’t have Florida man. Although I’d suspect Mississippi has higher chance than California.
Mississippi is the worst. No contest. Name one good thing in Mississippi.
Mississippi men. Louisiana women love them, apparently.
California is everything. No joke. It was over 110+ this summer but a drive gives you snow. Crazy.
Water boils at 100 degrees, so very hot indeed.
I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it
Don’t worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases
Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA
Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn’t deserve such horrendous fate.
It’s halfway there.
Louisiana is far too rich in culture to be considered our crappiest state.
Mississippi exists, despite it’s complete lack of justification to do so.
Hey now! Mississippi has… Oh wait. Nevermind.
Just like Maranhão(our crappiest state)
How can you badmouth Maranhão with Alagoas right there? Or Tocantins.
Any opportunity to make fun of Maranhão is an opportunity given to me by god.
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Long live the glorious republic of the United States of Piauí!
The problem is all the dastardly Fr*nch people!
I’ll have you know I’ve never had nonconsensual love with a lake. They’ve always asked for it first.
Pretty much accurate except that there are no cowboys east of the Mississippi River; that’s just regular farmland.
Maps like this remind me that I suck at geography. Whoever annotated those things knows considerably more about USA than I do.
I personally enjoy watching the tourists freeze in t-shirts and shorts in SF in the summer. Granted inland Northern California is way too hot.
More accurate than the average american.
I agree they need new borders. Way too damn square.
Mato Grosso and the Federal District are both squarey, too (especially the Federal District).
Accurate
