Using windows is very much like paying some to chop off your genitals piece by piece with just a rusty hammer. They come up with a better hammer ⚒️🔨 each year but it turns out to be the same old hammer with a different coat of paint. Others look at you and tell you “why do you pay for Microsoft to hit you in your genitals?” And you say "the new Windows 11 hammer handle comes with vibrating isolation features second to non! You can’t even hear it l!
I don’t like it. He is just perpetuating the endless stereotypes that plague linux and harm linux adoption.
If you are using a somewhat stable distro and don’t have weird hardware, you don’t need to “write your own driver” etc. A lot more people “punch themselves in the face” by using a buggy, ad infested, data harvesting operating system even though they just need a web browser.
then what about windows users punching themselves in face with trackers and ads WHILE PAYING
Linux: i punch myself in the face because it’s free
Windows: i pay this guy to punch me in the face, but he sometimes decides to punch me in the nuts, and also tries to sell me stuff
Wholeheartedly agree. But the alternative is like a neck massage with a chainsaw, by a trained torturer. It costs money.
I feel like a torturer wants to spread the pain over time, so he’s there using a Bosch mini chainsaw, slowly carving flesh away.
all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads
Man, the lack of a sense of humor in this thread is palpable. Can cut the harrumph with a knife.
When the same belittling joke is retold thousands of times, it tends to lose its edge for all but a few people.
Lol it’s acually funny
If you tell this joke in a linux community, its funny. If you tell it to someone who doesnt know what linux is, its not
This would probably be funnier if it made any sense
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