N00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agoAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvexternal-linkmessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1378arrow-down110file-text
arrow-up1368arrow-down1external-linkAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvN00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square81fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up110·22 hours agoUbisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
minus-squareOokami38@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoI don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.
minus-squareRDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·21 hours agoMake sure they are unwashed while being monitored
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·13 hours agoYou’re supposed to wash your balls?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·22 hours ago“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
I don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.
Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored
You’re supposed to wash your balls?
A shit monitoring balls?
“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”