“Corporate wants you to tell the difference between these two…”
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Take the red USB and it always ends with you deep in a forum and the terminal app.
at 2am on a work night
PTSD triggered
*You stay in Wayland.
“How come my typing fingers hurt?”
“you’ve never used them before.”
You take the green USB, it’s Ventoy.
You click the wrong option in the list, and suddenly it’s GParted.Dude, you’re getting a dell …
And plugging highly suspicious USB drive into it…
Reminds me, back in like, 2007, Nine Inch Nails did a promotion for their new album where they left “mystery” USB drives with media from the “future”, themed from album, in public areas at their shows. People couldn’t wait to find them and jam them into their computers to piece the story all together.
The next album is gonna be about, trojans, viruses, worms, RATS (not the one with the rubber room)
And a 40minute PSA from your IT admin telling you DONT PLUG RANDOM STUFF INTO YOUR COMPUTER!!
Once some guy on the street gave me a dvd. I stuck it into my computer and it was a documentary about how nfc payment microchips in the hand are the mark of the beast. Freaked me out.
Talk to your kids about Linux before someone else does.
some mf gonna grab both and dual boot
Hi I’m some mf
Day 1,095 of begging Autodesk to put F360 on Linux so I can ditch windows
I know, they won’t, but I’m gonna keep asking anyway
Why are both of the USB drives red?
Because choice is an illusion.
Both are Linux.